if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet
the first album : “Unknown album”
the hit single: “track 1”
Some people wanna watch the world burn
Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass
College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing
Ladies, ladies, ladies, stop playing hard to get. Stop pretending you don’t like us. Stop ignoring our phone calls. Stop calling the police. Stop macing us when we approach you from behind in a dark parking garage. Stop friend zoning us nice guys who are just trying to say you’re not worth being friends with because all we want is to fuck you and we won’t settle for anything less
Ugh, I digress.
Anyway, bro, having said that to the ladies, I would say just keep going. Get her a gift from the heart. Like a vial of your blood she can wear around her neck. So you’ll never be apart. Ever.
That’ll show her. That’ll show ‘em all.
100lb of Magnetic Putty
science side of tumblr, please explain
Well they probably put little ground up bits of magnet into the putty, making that dark color and then when they put another magnet in front of it, it would attract.
^^ pretty much. The putty just has a high concentration of magnetic metal. So not necessarily “bits of magnet”, more of bits of metal that react to magnets.
And I’m 95% convinced that the only way to have fun with this stuff is to have 100lbs. (I guess 10lbs would be good too…)